Trudeau is presented as the second coming of Barack Obama, a living embodiment of the alternate universe that might have been in America had its voters opted for the "Clintonian formula" of a gentle geek last November instead of a terrible clown.
If you have a problem you need a geek to solve, instead of ordering "fix this broken report", try "We can't work out why this report doesn't seem to match this other one can you help?".
Now if Zuckerberg had created FB to bring a fragmented world together and help people instead of helping incorrigible geeks find girls, he'd really have something.
Only they were there to establish higher education reforms instead of scouring for band geeks to bogwash. .
It's mean girls, geeks, crushes, pranks and embarrassing parents, with rounds instead of class, and surgery instead of tests.
Best of all, it would give Star Wars geeks exactly what they're looking for, only instead of destroying planets, it would destroy people's life savings and relationships with their families.
It has, but instead of being the latest in geek chic, the ungainly Aztek is the butt of jokes.
For one thing, these are the alpha geeks, the nerdy doctorate-holders whose testosterone is channeled into equations instead of frat-house swagger.
Instead of the "endless drivel" about stereotypes of scientists as geeks and absent-minded professors, Ms. Hawkins added, "we want to focus on celebrating and supporting the life-changing work these young scientists are doing and will do throughout their careers".
"Instead of writing this obscure program to help a few thousand piano geeks, he'd be working at a computer company and probably making millions".
Except instead of perky, pretty women reaching up, up, up, Mr. Apatow offers freaks and geeks aching to be worthy of those same women.
