Paul Hansord, horticultural director at the company, said he first had the idea for the plant 15 years ago in the US, when he visited a garden where someone had planted a potato under a tomato as a joke.
Dyke's childhood home in Hayes is still there - a pebble-dashed affair with two cars jostling for space in the drive, which was a garden until someone concreted it over.
"Feminists are confused by her because they're paralyzed by political correctness," said Ms. Sommers, who along with Ms. Parker joined Mr. Hitchens's post-dinner cluster of party smokers in the garden, where someone had left a packet of Nat Shermans ("No artificial additives!") on a small wrought-iron table.
And then, from the top of the garden path, someone was calling her name, and through the greenery and the late-summer flowers the girl came in her wedding dress and shimmering veil, like a bird or an angel, on her way to the church.
Pick flowers from your garden or someone else's with their permission; or you can gather wildflowers from a field.
Save for the shoes, which appeared to be gardening clogs, someone had put Brando together quite nicely.
You're all crafting your own get-out clauses, preparing for the last overground train home, inventing previously-unmentioned family breakfasts or trips to Kew Gardens with someone from Tinder.
On the wall behind them was a garden, painted by someone without much artistic taste, Teacher Fei could tell right away.
The garden looked like someone dressed in party clothes that matched but didn't quite add up to an outfit.
It might just be best if you put a tent up in your back garden and get someone to play loud music half a mile away until 5am.
