Thomas, Vice blog guy Rocco Castoro, Vice associate editor Liz Armstrong, longtime Vice contributor Stephen Cooney, Vice's Hofstra campus correspondent Jamie Hodgson, reporting from latenight London John Sharkey, reporting from 12 hours in the future A DRUNK GUY WATCHING THE DEBATES AT A BAR A STONED GUY WATCHING THE DEBATES ON HIS FRIEND'S COUCH Former Lindsay Lohan boyfriend Nondor Nevai.
Welcome to the future of getting drunk.
Also, finding a rich, drunk future spouse is really high on my list of priorities right now.
For instance: The future Mayor of Casterbridge, drunk and determined to push a joke to its bitter end, tries repeatedly to auction his wife off to fellow fairgoers lounging in a refreshment tent.
The argument is right on the merits, but it is easily characterized as a promise to do the difficult things in the future - like a drunk promising to sober up by next Sunday.
The colonel said that anyone who got drunk on a future trip — even off duty — would be fired.
And if it were somehow possible to tax only those people who were going to drive drunk in the future, it would be a wonderful idea.
"Young people have an inherent and biological inability to inaccurately calculate future risk about things like drunk driving, for example, overestimating their ability to control a vehicle while under the influence.
But I'm telling you, I can't let a couple of drunks decide the future of the village.
They appear in his mam's living room waving engagement rings, which Jamie likes to dispense when he's drunk, jabbering about futures together that will end abruptly two weeks on Friday with a discovery of infidelity behind the boozer and a row over who gets the Staffy.
