Then I thought that it would be funny to whisper "Hey," pause, and then say, "Have you read that piece on Jezebel about men whispering 'Hey' after having sex?," but that wouldn't be funny.
"'That is funny,' he whispered back, but did not offer it".
"My tongue feels funny," she whispered, chomping on it with her front teeth in a swift repetitive motion.
Funny looks, whispers and awkwardness still come standard in 2016, as does the occasional threat of unpredictable physical or sexual violence.
The movie is sharp, funny, and - whisper it - pretty scary, simply because it has learned a basic lesson un-learned by countless lesser examples: don't start with something scary.
"I was in Israel, working on this big dig, and one of the guys sort of looked up at me funny and then whispered, 'Move just a tiny bit this way.' And that's when I noticed a huge scorpion about to crawl up my leg.
I thought I did great despite overhearing "Stewie" whisper, "That funny old Jew wasn't very funny," to his rather hefty mum.
He continued, "It basically wants to rub your shoulders at the end of a long hard day, and whisper something funny in your ear while your shoulders untie".
However, guys don't find it funny when girls giggle and whisper like preschoolers, although that is how most girls act around boys on instinct.
There were whispered stories, both funny and inspiring, of a life well lived.
