Be careful if resorting to "funny" pick-up lines.
Here are some examples of "tasteful" and funny pick-up lines: "How much does a polar bear weigh?
This is the message Twitter sends you when you've been missing for a while: "So much happens on Twitter every day, whether it's breaking news, a deal at your favorite shop, a local traffic jam or a funny pick-me-up from a friend.
If your dog looks really cute and funny picking up a shoe and racing round with it, always be consistent and say "No," remove the shoe, and give the dog a different toy.
So it was funny to pick up 'The Righteous Mind' and recognize myself in it: I had turned my intellectual guns on Haidt's talk because I didn't like his thesis.
I found it hilariously funny; Nick Jones picked me up and ordered me some medicine in the form of a double shot of Grey Goose.
As we swiftly discovered, nothing is quite as funny as picking up someone's tent while they're asleep and moving it somewhere inconvenient, or hearing someone woken up by a burly archaeologist falling on to their rickety tent in the middle of the night.
I get to see what my friends have been up to, beautiful or funny staff picks, and posts from popular accounts.
Undercover Boss 9pm, Channel 4 Unintentionally funny, this show picks up where Undercover Millionaire left off.
If one of Scott Brosius' young children said something funny, well, you picked up the phone and called Dad.
So faking a spectacularly inept attempt to "do Twitter" just seemed funny – as did picking a real, but nearly forgotten, brand to do it.
