Quentin Tarantino had assembled three stories, plus a prologue and an epilogue (four stories, actually, if you count Christopher Walken's painfully funny PoW gold-watch-up-the-backside anecdote).
So America's hottest stand-up will still climb on stage this Sunday night to dish out the funnies and the gold statuettes.
Among his albums, 1993's Honky Tonk Attitude and 1994's Third Rock from the Sun are certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America; 1992's Regular Joe and 1996's Life's So Funny are both certified gold.
Heard today, its lyrics — "The weaker sex, the speaker sex we mortal males behold/ But though we joke we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold" — are cringingly funny.
Let's go for the gold.' In a funny way they could do this because they had nothing to lose".
Another gold goes to a funny commercial for the company's wind technologies, rewriting history to give new meaning to the term "Viking cruise".
When Bernanke's funny money takes its inevitable fall, gold will still beckon.
He looks funny -- tanned, leathery, draped in gold chains, with an unlikely rep as a first-class finagler and ladies' man.
It is funny we had to split the gold with Switzerland, because when it comes to the natural beauties we could definitely do the same.
"RUMPELSTILTSKIN," the Brothers Grimm tale about a funny little man who spins straw into gold for the miller's daughter, adapted for marionettes by Nicolas Coppola.
And the count's troops, who also wear pasty makeup, look like Keystone Kops in soldiers' costumes with gold epaulets, crimson sashes and funny hats.
