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"If you never thought about these puppets fucking, then you're boring," it seems to say, yet it's afraid to follow through on its own disturbing hints.
Apparently it's not that fun to become mega famous off a book you wrote in college about college bros getting messed up and fucking, then marrying a rich woman and getting messed up every day too?
If the sphincter failed to show enough resistance to the learned finger fucking, then you were dealing with a sodomite.
Technically, since it takes just a teensy bit of time for those words to exit their mouths and enter your ears, you were told right fucking then.
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"Then why did you fucking bother then?" the DJ snaps back at you, perfectly audibly.
I know because one of them said to me friend, 'I hate fucking foreigners', then he received a punch.
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If you think there is no difference between degrading someone and fucking them, then it isn't hard to see how you also struggle to grasp the difference between coercion and seduction, or between enjoying sex and assaulting people.
We've all heard the joke in which Bono tells a crowd, "Every time I clap my hands, in Africa another child dies", and someone shouts back: "Well stop fucking clapping then".
Make it fucking quick then.
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