He has always admitted using ripe language with the police on the fateful night; he claims to have said: "I thought you people were supposed to be fucking helping us".
Katrina didn't fucking help us.
Movies like this don't fucking help my cause one goddamn bit!
She followed it up with a video in which she explained her actions were "pure altruism" and described herself as "a voice for the voiceless": "I don't give a fuck about marketability, I don't give a fuck about going platinum, I just want to fucking help, man".
"Don't want your fucking help".
The paper reports that Mitchell admitted muttering in earshot of the police: "You guys are supposed to fucking help us".
I did say under my breath, but audibly in frustration: 'I thought you lot were supposed to fucking help us.' I did say that.
Sunday 23 September Mitchell's own version of events, according to the Sunday Telegraph, is that he asked police officers to open the main gate to Downing Street, calling out: "Look, I'm the chief whip; I work at No 9 [Downing Street]." Upon being refused, the paper claims he "muttered": "You guys are supposed to fucking help us".
Picking favourites is difficult, but irreverent best friends Poussey ("Accent à droite, bitch!") and Taystee ("This ain't The fucking Help") have a glorious chemistry – the actors are real-life school friends – and share some of the show's funniest scenes, lampooning the staid love-lives ("really quiet sex, every night at nine") and pretensions of privileged inmates.
But Ross wasn't hanging around, making a quick exit "before any of you can ask a vaguely pertinent question about the size of my next contract, but I can tell you what," he added, waving his prize, "this is going to fucking help".
