You won't need to read another article about Trudeau-Trump relations ever again because there is no possibility of President Trump doing something completely insane and unpredictable and fucking up dear Canada's thoroughly unambitious plans for the future.
You won't need to read another article about Trudeau-Trump relations ever again because there is no possibility of President Trump doing something completely insane and unpredictable and fucking up dear Canada's thoroughly unambitious plans for the future.
"So this little thing called hip-hop that I've created for myself, that I'm holding onto for my dear fucking life," she concluded, "I feel like it's being snatched away from me or something.
You won't need to read another article about Trudeau-Trump relations ever again because there is no possibility of President Trump doing something completely insane and unpredictable and fucking up our dear nation's thoroughly unambitious plans for the future. .
Strap them into machines and pump them full of anxiety about Islam, lung cancer, paedophilia, bikini bodies, Jeremy Corbyn, rising house prices/the imminent housing crash, bulimia, migrants, muscle tone, earthquakes and – dear fucking Christ – the start of the very universe itself.
If you find someone who doesn't work in PR and you don't hate fucking, hang on for dear life and never let go.
There's lots of photos of cats because well, there's a lot of cats in Morocco wandering around, dying, fucking, holding on for dear life... it's heartbreaking and funny at the same time.
Even if you can't convince yourself it's beautiful by any existing standard of beauty, you were brave enough to create it, and my dear, that's fucking beautiful.
