I am particularly fond of Empress Theodora, a woman who, according to the scholar Procopius, would order 30 slaves at a time to make sure she fucked properly and despite putting, "all three of her bodily apertures into service," lamented not having a fourth or fifth to be filled.
Let's properly fuck this place up!" By "this place," it's fair to assume they meant the nearby Islamic cultural center, but there's no confirmation of that as yet.
If you're really looking to properly fuck up your evening, bent over under a Burger King awning as you drunkenly try to call your friends, little bits of very acidic vomit coming up your throat and into your mouth, we managed to find the one place that will have no problem turfing you out: Heaven, the self-described "most famous gay club in the world".
If you're really looking to properly fuck up your evening, bent over under a Burger King awning as you drunkenly try to call your mates, little bits of very acidic sick coming up your throat and into your mouth, we managed to find the one place that will have no problem turfing you out: Heaven, the self-described "most famous gay club in the world".
It goes one of two ways: I'm learning, and I'm getting the courage to be properly like: "Fuck it, I don't care.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
By the time you believe that, you're properly fucked up.
Although there were "naughty" kids in my school – those who smoked and bunked off, fought in the playground and drank White Lightning in the park – no one ever properly fucked up.
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck," Yasmin said.
