Or from nudging its way to form the dreaded "front wedgie"?
So President Obama, if you're listening, rock out, get your ear pierced, down a bottle of Vodka with a member of AC/DC, and give Joe Biden an atomic wedgie in front of the press corp.... just please, Mr. President, never rock the mic with the pantyhose.
Often dressed like a more surreal Carmen Miranda — Carmelita wears more glitter — the Obie-winning, Cuban-born star with the thick, funny accent stood tall in her wedgies on the front line where AIDS activism, gay rights, and guerrilla theatre converged on the Lower East Side, in the late eighties and early nineties.
Sadly, most days it is mostly wedgies on all fronts.
Last words my daughter said to me as she fell asleep tonight: "you know Mom, sometimes you can get a wedgie in the front".
Picture of the weekend: Colin Kaepernick's parents pose in front of a statue of him being given an enormous wedgie by an Atlanta Falcon.
If your favor's embarrassing to you or this other person (for instance, if you need help removing a wedgie), don't ask him or her in front of other people.
Insiders know that Fashion Week is not officially under way until some photographer at the far end of the runway bellows, "Ladies, uncross your legs!'' He directs his shout at the fashion dignitaries seated in the front rows, who extend their calves onto the runway to mark their turf and show off lacquered sandals, multicolor wedgies and patent leather pumps.
What made you step up to the front and demand the right to give your boss's, boss's, boss's... etc... boss a wedgie?
I couldn't see my hands in front of my face, which was fine, really, as lifting my left one would've given me a wedgie and using both to reach down and grab my jeans just resulted in all kinds of unwanted southern exposure.
