While I'm personally not prone to anxious thinking, conditions here breed morbid fantasies: ominous fog banks, white-capped waves, freezing, face-shredding winds capable of knocking you off your feet with no warning.
One of the survivors, an American named Beck Weathers, was frozen face down overnight at an altitude of over 8,000 metres.
These days, it's all about renouncing the needle, giving interviews apologising for your chemically frozen face and promising to regain control of your eyebrows (cf Dannii Minogue, Nicole Kidman et al).
At first the tears fell silently, sliding over my nearly frozen face, but then I started sobbing, becoming ugly in front of you, my nose running in the cold, my eyes turning red.
Here she is on the moms at Mark Frost Academy: I called them 'cement heads' (never to their frozen faces!).
When a whisper, a rush, a torrent Bursts from the farmyard into Whitehall, what will you get? Nothing but frozen faces, and the last silence: A barred gate.
But when it comes to the real "Hollywood bullshit" Fey really won't stand for, the comedian has been quick to point out the frozen faces and fake teeth she sees on the red carpet. .
This won't be the case for long, because unlike the frozen faces of their two-dimensional counterparts, the computer-rendered porn stars of 3D hentai look positively fleshy.
Photo: 1. Kiehl's All-Sport "NonFreeze" Face Protector with SPF 30 sunscreen, $16.
Next month, Kiehl's will introduce its All-Sport Non-Freeze Face Protector, an oil-free balm to ward off the elements during winter sports ($15 at Kiehl's).
"Because everybody's obsessed with freezing their faces.
