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There was no immediate word on demands for a ransom — the usual price exacted by pirates in return for freeing crews and vessels, particularly oil tankers with valuable cargoes.
In Vietnam, Cambodia, and Laos, for example, millions of mines and dud bombs remain, and even in Belgium, long combat-free, crews have removed hundreds of tons of UXO, left over from WWI and WWII, in the past few years.
Knowing that pirates monitor the Web site of the U.N.O.D.C., Steed uploaded a press release to it asking the Albedo's captors to free the crew.
South Korea had been asking the North to free the crew, but until Thursday, the North had not even acknowledged the ship's capture.
In August, the owner of a German ship paid $2.7 million to free a crew of two dozen that included Filipinos, Russians and Ukrainians.
And even given China's decision to free the crew of the Navy EP-3E reconnaissance plane, Washington and Beijing seem headed on a political collision course.
Appearing on 2SM on Friday, Turnbull was asked by John Laws whether the Australian Securities and Investment Commission (Asic) should examine a reported payment from Channel Nine to free their crew after they were arrested over the incident.
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