Despite their 3,000 year-old creases, Carter immediately realised the significance of this particular find and confidently announced that "it will be of extreme importance to the history of textile art and it needs very careful study".
On 24 July, the campaign found success when it was announced that novelist Jane Austen would appear on a bank note in the future.
After being asked to visit by concerned residents, they found, and announced, that people in the beleaguered city were being exposed to excessive amounts of lead through their tap water.
Four days after the Skripals were found, the police announced that the two had been poisoned by an unspecified nerve agent, a category of lethal chemical that includes sarin gas and VX.
Madam Morrible finds Elphaba, announcing that she has been granted an audience with the Wizard in the Emerald City.
The hook of the latter finds Robyn announcing that she's going to do what she wants -- and then do it again.
Sadly, there's no Jelly Bean to be found just yet — Woodside announced that the devices revealed today would get that much-vaunted update shortly.
But these miseries weren't what really shook her: the week that she found this job, Sergio announced that he had been laid off.
(He was inspired, he said, when "a sincere male student asked aloud, 'What is my risk for cervical cancer?' ") Searching through the Web sites of groups that were providing program material to the districts, Wiley found one that announced: "If the woman is dry, the sperm will die".
In the case of Iraq lies, the Bush Republicans reached the bottom of the bogus justification slag heap when Rick Santorum announced that he found the Iraqi WMD -- WMD that were chemically expired because they predated the first Gulf War -- but he found the WMD anyway.
