(My dad came home once to find a monkey in his bedroom with a pair of pants on its head).
In the fall of 2010, several scholars were startled to find a monkey wandering through the research room of the National Archives.
9. Her husband, Peter Staley (who also designed the interior of Sweet William), just finished writing and illustrating "The Monkey's Spectacles," a children's book about a boy who sets off to find a monkey's lost glasses, only to discover they were on his forehead the whole time.
A baby walks "like a little drunk man," a dog sniffs "up the right leg and down the left, as if it were frisking a suspect," a slacker finds a monkey's head and fantasizes about their eternal boyish monkeyshines together, to stave off growing up and taking that security job at Amigoland Mall.
Further south, in a nature reserve in Puyo, I feel a tug at the back of my trousers, turn round expecting to see a dog, and find a monkey with a baby on her back climbing all over me, arms and legs everywhere, clambering to a perch on my head.
They make me laugh aloud when I open my cabin door, and are a topic for dinner conversation -- I am jealous of John, who found a terrycloth monkey wearing his sunglasses and hanging in his closet.
ST. LOUIS — An African-American firefighter's complaint that he found a stuffed monkey hanging by its neck in his firehouse last month has become a stark reminder of this city's troubled racial legacy.
In June, Florida Man was arrested for stealing a car and police found a capuchin monkey clinging to the suspect's pink polo shirt.
Scientists have found a fossil of a monkey in an underwater cave — and estimate it may have been down there for at least a million years.
