The social media company is also banning indirect threats of violence, and will introduce temporary suspensions for accounts that fall foul of its policies.
Were the system Fifa is proposing to restrict itself merely to offside decisions, or questions of whether a foul took place in or outside the area, it might be quite useful, although one suspects it would soon enough encompass other areas of the game.
Had Arsène Wenger been able to ask for a view of the latter incident he would probably have succeeded in having the goal chalked off for offside – the foul was less clear-cut – and that would have been justice.
The overall argument in Gatherings was that concentrated graveyard gases caused instant death in man and beast; foul-smelling grounds, constantly releasing more diffused miasma, did not produce sudden death – but they debilitated those living nearby, according to their level of exposure and individual resistance.
Worshippers reported foul aromas and "a peculiar taste" during services, praising the Lord with a handkerchief pressed to their nostrils.
Meanwhile, foul burial places in the centre of the metropolis – whether parish or private – could be closed by order of the secretary of state.
Thousands of law-abiding motorists are having their cars towed away and are being charged fines of as much as £800 after unwittingly falling foul of car tax rule changes introduced by the DVLA.
An away goal was always likely to be decisive, and when it arrived on 22 minutes through Nilsson – after United felt they should have been awarded a free-kick for a foul on Sturrock – the balloon had been pricked.
Other rock stars to have fallen foul of the law include former Stone Roses singer Ian Brown, who spent two months in prison after threatening to chop off an air stewardess's hands during a flight.
But after Boyd scored his 14th goal of the season two minutes into the second half, County were left clinging on with 10 men for the final 13 minutes after Filip Kiss was sent off, and Boyd took advantage at the death as County players protested for a foul.
Irfan later told me his wife simply did not want to sit next to the foul-smelling lavatories.
