Sentence examples for forgot your toupee from inspiring English sources

"Hey, you forgot your toupee!" The bald one shrugged.

Comedy is about finding the absurdity in everything, and here we have a tantalizing target who is nothing but absurd," Nancherla wrote in the article, which was subtitled "Forget Your Stupid Toupee Jokes".

You forgot your age.

"You forgot your lighter".

Forgot your tuxedo?

You forgot your shooter".

"You forgot your scarf".

Forgot your sweatpants?

You forgot your problems.

Forgot your textbook?

You also forgot your flagpoles.