We'll never change, grow old, splinter off or forget each other.
And then, in the same week that she told the world they could drop fries on and maybe even pee on her new Hollywood Walk of Fame star, came that interview in which she revelled in the fact that she and her husband "pour cold water" on any ideas of romance and feel free to forget each other's birthdays.
For customary reasons, Imoinda cannot thereafter become the wife of Oroonoko, but they don't forget each other, and during a ceremonial dance she stumbles into his arms, arousing the suspicions of the grandfather, who later that evening discovers the two having a tryst.
When oxytocin is thwarted by chemicals that tie up its receptors in the brain, rats forget each other as soon as they're out of sniffing distance.
She says they have to forget each other.
"Everyone is pressured and we're starting to forget each other," said Ghazawi.
We turn and whisper we will never forget you Baby but know we will and forget each other and everyone else also in time.
The movie stars Jim Carrey in a serious role (which was a trip of itself back in 2004) about a couple that try to forget each other after a terrible breakup.
The natural thing would have been to go on like that for a while and then gradually cool off, forget each other, and maybe, in the best of cases, run into each other again after some time, maybe many years later, their bodies bearing the weight of other failures, this time ready to give it their all.
Gerbils separated for too long will forget each other and a single adult gerbil can only be introduced to a single adult gerbil safely using the splitcage method - a process that can take months.
