"My game is suited for basically every golf course and most conditions," he added.
The specter of a winless Woods, once unthinkable, is now the starting point for almost every golf discussion in 2011.
"My game is suited for basically every golf course and most conditions, but these conditions, I just don't enjoy playing in, really," he said.
"My game is suited for basically every golf course and most conditions, but these conditions, I just don't enjoy playing in, really," he said, later explained that there was no point in changing his game for "one week a year" in an attempt to prepare for a foul-weather Open.
"My game is suited for basically every golf course and most conditions, but these conditions I don't enjoy playing in really," the 22-year-old said.
"Par is 68 for him on every golf course," he said.
"I have also placed a bet on every golfing Major for as long as I can remember, and last won when Olazabal won his second Masters in 1999.
Indeed, if that winner didn't happen to be the moppy-haired boy from Belfast who has utterly captivated the galleries, then every golfing headline for the last two days would have been screaming "Tiger".
Still, chartering buses for every team, from golf to football, is "an economic impossibility," Bruening said.
Speaking of which, I don't have time to give definitions for every piece of golf slang used in this article.
