Obviously by using the word "our" in connection with James Blunt, we realise that many Britons might be occasioned to experience a fit of dyspepsia, but worry not ye of the bulging neck veins, for Blunt cares not a jot for Britain, having cancelled his UK album launch in favour of going to the States instead.
Turner is presented not as an old master, but a modern one: a radical innovator, who cared little for rules, and not a jot for the establishment.
Sweden, where the uber-file-sharing Kazaa originated, has a populus known for not caring a jot about file-sharing laws or copyright.
It appeared to bother Moeen not a jot for he simply drove the ball through the offside and then lofted the first of his sixes, over long off.
The problem is, one cares not a jot for Moi or her flutterbrained companions and whether or not they get the Harry Winston diamond or the teacup pomeranian.
If British farmers cared a jot for the health of the national diet, I'd expect them to applaud this development, not jeer from the wings.
Few seem to care a jot for due process; rather, everybody thinks that the defendants are getting their just deserts.The Economist has no sympathy for the views of Jamaat or its backers.
They and their cronies in Westminster care not a jot for balance or fairness, but are doing their best to shape the outcome of the negotiations over the renewal of the BBC's charter – effectively its licence to broadcast.
Taking a small detour for a moment, can we all just stand up and applaud dear Kim for remaining so utterly true to herself – her inner Kardashian-ness – that she refused to alter her style a jot for Glastonbury?
But most of all there is the animal which cares not a jot for any of these causational narratives but revels instead in the sensation of here and now and tries to live – and write – on instinct.
