"The EC225 is a flying death trap," one oil worker with 20 years' experience told the BBC.
Still, aviation authorities in former Soviet nations insist their civilian airliners are as safe as Western counterparts, despite the feeling that the planes, with their cramped and often dingy interiors with bad upholstery, are little more than flying death traps.
"The EC225 is a flying death trap," says one oil worker who has been travelling offshore for 20 years and wants to remain anonymous.
Back then, flying death machines that kill innocent people were a lot of laughs.
Overall a much nicer, more cultured use of artificial intelligence than, say, a swarm of flying death robots.
The desire for peace need not be uttered shamefacedly as "defense" bills pour resources that could feed millions into flying death machines that strike down starving children.
I spoke to a couple of drone enthusiasts, and one concerned air traffic controller, to see if any of them could successfully defend these flying death machines.
That's what everyone's been applauding, by the way – a flying death box that killed 14 people, seven of whom died for the noble and future-facing cause of a good media window.
As for their uses, they're not all flying death machines, instead they range from welcoming visitors to theme parks, leading a halloween parade, keeping watch over a zoo, or just being a tourist.
On Thursday, a panel made up of former military and intelligence officials released the most thorough examination yet of America's fondness for the remote-controlled flying death machines commonly known as drones.
No matter how many legal wizards you have running this one down, I can't figure out any way to get Jesus to say it's okay for you to whack people with a joy stick and a laptop (both those whom you don't like, as well as those whose only offense includes being in the wrong place eating their Cheerios when our faceless flying death robots come calling).
