Well, you're in luck because TankedCAM is a fish tank monitoring and video system for iPhone that allows you to watch your fishy fishes as well as turn on their little fish toys.
And I remember those goldfish who were flushed down the drain into Fishy Heaven, as my parents called it.
'It's a fishy story, as you might expect.' Sterne could have pulled this off - the narrator as clown, and all that - but Barnes's genuine cleverness is too obviously on show here to make such attempts at buffoonery seem anything other than an annoying pose.
The rubber gave off a pungent, fishy smell as Shopsin hunted for a black ink pad to use with the stamps that she had designed for her book signings: one of Sisyphus pushing his boulder up the hill, and one of bowling pins, to put below it.
By amazing coincidence, the identical fishy and (as a judge would eventually rule) indefensible legal tactics, including reliance on dreams in place of concrete evidence and giving credence to the testimony of jailhouse snitches, had also figured in a separate murder investigation.
