You almost certainly have a Dupuytren's contracture, in which the tendon to the finger is caught up in the "sheath" - that is, the tunnel in which it runs from wrist to finger.
The collection answers the endless questions of what to do with the tiny turnips, pink-flushed Florence onions, purple carrots and broad beans the size of a little finger that those of us who use box systems or shop at farmers' markets often find in our kitchens.
Let's not forget that Miley's insta-historic VMAs performance last year drew outraged comment from many quarters, but perhaps most notably from the creator of the foam finger himself, who claimed she had demeaned his oversized invention.
Ed Miliband had put his finger on one of the biggest issues of our time: the need for prosperity to extend beyond the top 1%.
Lynch voiced the highs in an inspiring way, giving herself treats to look forward to such as her brother's wedding and time with friends at Glastonbury, calling the festival "Middle-Class-Tonbury" because she was booked to stay in a camper van: "It was time to take my finger off the pause button and press play on my lovely life once more".
The use of barley as the ultimate foundation stone of measurement appears to be another universal element (alongside the forearm, the foot and the breadth of a finger), so that, for instance, you will find it underwriting the system of measurements used by the Vikings.
It's harder, though, to put your finger on what exactly style is.
He was photographed standing over dead bodies with his finger pointing to the sky.
Our connected times have meant that we've always got a stupid tablet of some description to finger-punch away on until someone comes along to save us from the horror of our own minds.
Facebook Twitter Google plus Share Share this post Facebook Twitter Google plus close 12.31pm BST12 31 Labour's Tom Clarke asks Cameron if he agrees that the Nigerian government has not "lifted a finger" to protect its people in the north.
It all came to a head on Sunday night, though, when she appeared on the red carpet in an ice-blue number with a delicate gold and diamond headband, and a froggy ring on the little finger of her right hand.
