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(A financial joke making the rounds, via the blog Calculated Risk: "Who is this guy Margin that keeps calling me?") The Fed's latest plan to break this vicious circle is — as the financial Web site interfluidity.com cruelly but accurately describes it — to turn itself into Wall Street's pawnbroker.
If you don't get the implied financial joke there, have a double scotch in the sun.
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What a joke: financial counseling, being there before someone defaults... How about 8.5 percent interest on all loans, no competition.
That has hurt ordinary people around the globe, who think that "to put is a verb, rather than a financial security", Summers jokes grimly.
Back in the early stages of the financial crisis, wags joked that our trade with China had turned out to be fair and balanced after all: They sold us poison toys and tainted seafood; we sold them fraudulent securities.
The financial crash was a joke to them.
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