This bewildering flux of affairs, this sense of the team bus iPod stuck on shuffle mode, erratically alternating the Champions League anthem with hoarse "we want to see you fight" cries of war in the relegation zone, has been a constant theme in recent years.
You'll have fewer fights, cry less tears and make fewer bad decisions.
Adopting a fight-the-blight battle cry, foes of the plan circulated fliers, held meetings and enlisted politicians to their cause while invoking specters of rats rummaging in trash, noise slicing through sleep and visual pollution paining open eyes.
Some of the youth groups have made the fight against corruption their battle cry, like NoLesVotes, or "Don't vote for them," whose manifesto starts with the warning that "corruption in Spain has reached alarming levels".
Their chosen name was inspired by Caesar's battle cry of "Now fight like apes" in the what they describe as the "notoriously bad" Battle for the Planet of the Apes.
Most are too far gone to hold down jobs, so mainly we see them starting fights, crying on unmade beds, and shooting up in hard-to-spot places like the valleys between their toes.
"Fight on!" is USC's battle cry, but the university is now on the weak side.
"We fought the Nazis with the battle cry 'For the Homeland!
