In new, privately-owned Enterprise Houses Plus, fresh masses of "undeserving poor" will find themselves homed in cold, bare dormitories segregated by gender, and put to work cracking rocks, digging and then filling in holes, manning corporate twitter feeds, writing listicles for trendy, indeterminately oppositional news websites and other sorts of pointless, mind-numbing busywork.
He mocked American journalists' glorification of Twitter's supposedly pivotal role during last year's short-lived uprising in Iran, suggesting that the rebels' celebrated Twitter feeds — written in English, not Farsi — did more to titillate blogging technophiles in the West than to aid Iranians in their struggle against totalitarian rulers.
One of the stranger aspects of information about pervasive doping in the sport trickling out over the past decade on blogs and Twitter feeds written by cycling fans and amateur racers is that very few fans with knowledge of professional cycling were at all surprised by this week's revelations.
You can read your blog feeds, write posts, and find out what other Profy bloggers and commenters are reading in their feed readers (if they choose to make that public).
Social media news feeds, wrote the authors, do expose Facebook users to "at least some ideologically cross-cutting viewpoints".
Instead, as 4,000 people are on the website one night, Wade and Goldman keep writing and feeding, writing and feeding.
"These actions did not eliminate misinformation entirely in this election – but they did make it harder to spread, and less likely to appear in people's News Feeds," wrote Richard Allan, Facebook's VP of Public Policy for EMEA.
The Palace co-chairman Steve Parish announced the deal on his Twitter feed, writing: "Delighted that @papeSouaré has just this minute signed for #cpfc.
Brian Lynch, an audience member who attended "Spider-Man" on Monday night, described the scene at the Foxwoods Theater on his Twitter feed, writing of the performance: "Stopped short near end.
They kindly accepted the offer and on Friday Gaiman took over our Twitter feed, writing fake news stories at the request of readers and Palmer promised us a future ukulele performance.
"Pacifiers have traditionally been thought to interfere with optimal breast-feeding," wrote the researchers, at the University of Virginia School of Medicine.
