Sadly, nobody else onstage -- least of all the feeble dance team -- could make anything work visually.
But the stewing by Gruden and Fassel over the 53-man hand they were dealt and the teams' feeble offensive lines helped push each club to chaos.
Team principal Jean Todt, however, described lack of testing as "a feeble excuse" for the team's loss of form compared with earlier races in the season.
Holmes, who caught four passes for 60 yards and a touchdown, also made comments critical of Sanchez and the team's feeble pass protection.
West teams are feeble; the 49ers improved to 3-1.
They have dropped seven straight and look every bit as feeble as the 23-victory team coached by Brown two seasons ago.
The team has looked particularly feeble this season — the Lions have been outscored, 113-59 — and the new general manager will almost certainly want to consider a new coach.
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With Wells looking so feeble, the simple solution for opposing teams would be to throw slop to Cano — if not just walk him — and then throw strikes to Wells and watch him get himself out.
