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If you're going to be a henchman worth his salt, you can't simply lounge about scaring scrawny prostitutes and fat cops.
I want to meet big fat cops with wads of tobacco in their cheeks who say, 'Boy.'" View Article By Troy Patterson By John Cassidy By Phil Klay By Amy Davidson Sorkin By Rivka Galchen By Troy Patterson By John Cassidy By Phil Klay By Amy Davidson Sorkin.
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Because from the looks of it, that might just be a fat cop.
He'd been on a local sheriff's force upstate, but he hated the cold, and he believed what he'd heard about the L.A.P.D. "It was professional . . . the best police department in the world," he says now. "I'm used to the East Coast police — not to knock the East Coast . . . a big fat cop sitting in a car eating doughnuts, drinking coffee.
There is a racist, fat cop hassling an immigrant.
They cuffed him and one fat cop dragged him into one of the squad cars and stuffed him into the back.
I walk out the front door and a fat cop trying to take a vertical nap against the doorframe tells me, "Adiós, amigo".
A red-faced, fat cop, angry that I was just out of his reach, leaned out the window after me, striking at my legs and whacking me with a long pole, as if to deliberately knock me off the ledge.
Which is kind of telling; she seems less concerned about symbols that strip cops of their humanity (being drawn as an actual pig) than people fusing her identity as a fat anarchist with that of a fat cop.
Sure, fat cop satires and bad blubber puns create unfair norms, but should those shitty metaphors eclipse the importance of diet and exercise, the two things that every health professional incessantly goes on about?
I'm pretty lucky to be alive because I was in the middle of nowhere, flat on the gravel, with a gun to my head that was held by a fat cop who hated me.
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