Or Kellogg's fastidiously replacing all the cornflakes from its boxes and replacing them with tiny plastic Tory party logos that you'll choke on and go to hospital and be treated by a legion of nurses in terrifying blank-faced Jeremy Hunt masks.
On both issues there is little to choose between Mr Letwin, fastidiously liberal at heart, and the authoritarian Labour home secretary, David Blunkett.Ultimately, for all their tough talk on the manifest failings of Britain's decrepit asylum system, both main parties reckon anti-immigrant fruit is poisonous.
Jerusalem would be tortuously but fastidiously divided, allowing each side to have its capital there, with international oversight of the holy places.
Few health workers know how to keep records as fastidiously as international trials demand.
That adds insult to injury in countries that count themselves as close American allies: the European Union, in particular, fastidiously protects its citizens' data.
ASEAN does, albeit ineffectually, now set some standards of behaviour for its members, as opposed to tiptoeing fastidiously away from their "internal affairs".
PIGS rootle fastidiously through the foothills of the mountain of rubbish dumped at Tuol Sen Chey on the outskirts of Phnom Penh, Cambodia's capital.
More than 800,000 new houses have been built since 1993, and the old central squares of just about every eastern town have been fastidiously restored.
On the other hand, many writers, while often profound and fastidiously rigorous in their thought, such as Paul Valéry, have vehemently objected to being called philosophers.
In Java the leather puppets for wayang kulit performances are fastidiously carved and painted so as to cast a lightly tinted, lacelike shadow when held against an illuminated screen.
Britain remains fastidiously detached from both efforts, as if the problem did not concern us.
