A typical test for ageing, for instance, is to see how fast someone can get up from a chair, walk three metres, turn and walk back and sit down.
In theory such systems could even be used to tell how fast someone was driving.Tracking technology may even help to solve crimes, as well as preventing and punishing them.
Aside from tracking social media use and texting, other parent apps can actually monitor how fast someone is driving or moving in a vehicle as a passenger.
If you try them all too fast, someone might figure out what you're doing.
If you don't act fast, someone else could snatch that person away before you can even present your offer.
Look up the world record for the fastest someone ran a 500 yard (457.2 m) dash, and try to beat it!
Someone at the top of the Empire State Building is aging faster than someone at the bottom!
Someone whose daughter needs chemotherapy next week will push leadership to take a [crummy] deal far faster than someone whose kids eventually need to go in and get their teeth cleaned".
Claiming to be the fastest just invites someone faster to come looking for you, of course, and other carriers have or will soon introduce their own fast phones.
Could it all have happened faster to someone else some place else? Nobody knows.
