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At some point she revelaed to me that she had IBS, and that basically everything in the world made her fart up a storm, so I broke up with her.
While I was in a long-distance relationship with a girl who lived in Portland who I met on the internet, at some point she revealed to me that she had IBS, and that basically everything in the world made her fart up a storm, so I broke up with her.
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sorry my fart woke us up this morning". .
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