His tee shot was lying deep down in the grass and, when his second found a greenside bunker, Woods, far from posing, was bent double, staring at the ground in disbelief at what he perceived as his own inadequacy.
It now turns out that far from being happy on Wearside, Bent had submitted a transfer request in the close season, and it took all Bruce and Quinn's powers of persuasion to stop him leaving for Fenerbahce.
Mickelson's putting this week has been his salvation; he has made 47 of 49 putts from inside 10 feet and is 29 for 29 from inside 3 feet, a distance that is far from a gimme on the brown bent-grass greens.
But despite his open-source bent, Church is far from anticorporate.
The poor posture of sagging curtains hanging from bent rods.
Aside from "Bent," you also make an appearance in "Think Like a Man" next month.
He'd known better than to believe what he saw, but, on the other hand, he hadn't known better, far from it: there it had been in front of him, his bent, misshapen skull.
The entire mash-up video is impeccably edited and seamlessly recasts Dwight as a high-level terrorist bent on mayhem, which honestly isn't that far from his original Office character.
Yet despite the evidence that outsourcing and privatisation, far from improving efficiency, actually does the opposite, the coalition still seems hell-bent on reducing the public sector's role.
Shot in a seedy, forlorn Minneapolis, far from that city's green-canopied streets and Prairie School architecture, the film was directed by the wonderfully named Bent Hamer, a Norwegian whose earlier features include the deadpan comedy "Kitchen Stories".
