If it were, I'd have my pick of going out or to the gym, traveling home, cooking and still have a window of time to escape through a screen into whatever imaginary medieval/criminal/ New York-ad-industry world takes my fancy.
One of the company's leading lines, Casillero del Diablo, takes its name from the tale, although it seems unlikely that a 19th-century mining magnate and prominent politician would really have spent his evenings lurking in dank corners wearing fancy dress.
Despite being bowled out before lunch on the first morning, Warwickshire will fancy their chances of completing a remarkable turnaround, having moved to a position 278 runs ahead with three second-innings wickets intact.
In Giraldo, he faces a quality Colombian who is at home on the clay, but obviously an opponent against whom he can fancy his chances on any given day.
If you're after the cliff-edge drama of the West End, but don't fancy slumming it, the Rockhouse is probably for you.
Cocktails from £4.30, katzensuppe.com Boomshankar, Canacona Boomshankar isn't fancy but it has a big, old-fashioned beach cocktail list and the best sunset spot in Goa – with tables looking over the gorgeous Colomb Bay.
Now 75 years old, the restaurant attracts celebrities, politicians and well-heeled locals, though it's far from fancy.
They have just unveiled their fancy new website, which gives us a good excuse to show off some of their work: The 50 best prospects in French football (AKA one for the hipsters).
She's included, apparently, to mark her victory in a power struggle with Spotify and definitely, absolutely not to enable newspapers to publish a huge picture of her if they fancy giving Forbes some free publicity.
He will have one eye on his fancy for the Grand National, the Jim Culloty-trained Spring Heeled, as well as the Championship table on Saturday afternoon, hopeful his side's position at the summit remains intact following Friday's trip to Brighton.
The camera is trained on Kittel in the yellow jersey, who rides alongside the other fancy jumper incumbents - Jens Voigt in polka dot, Peter Sagan in white and Europcar's Bryan Coquard in green.
