They're listed below: if any of them strike your fancy, come visit us!
If, inexplicably, this doesn't take your fancy then visit the exceptional Summer Isles Hotel (summerisleshotel.co.uk), doubles from £140 B&B.
If you don't fancy an ecoconference or visiting an ecocity, you can fly to the Gulf for an ecoholiday – for instance on Kuwait's "green island", a holiday retreat on an artificial island "fortified with concrete" where "even the sands at the beaches were imported from other countries".
"I remember a night in a South Sudanese dive bar with a visiting internationally fancied film star," recalls one female friend.
The prosecution likened Vogelaar, who was shown on CCTV played in court wearing a paramedic's uniform, to the 70's cartoon character Mr Benn, whose adventures always began with him visiting a fancy-dress shop and choosing a uniform or outfit.
"Fancy wine directors visit and see me touching the grapes with my hand and spitting on the floor and it all becomes real," he said.
Yes, he will be careful and will not visit fancy restaurants where he may be targeted in an attack against "Western" establishments, and yes, he agreed, he will not go to pray at mosques either, which perplexingly also seem to be a favored target of the radical Islamic extremists who send the suicide bombers.
Wilson explained that Josiah was a shrewd marketing genius: he saw that if he started selling his fancy plates to the Queen, visiting dukes would see them and demand to have some; the lawyer visiting the duke would covet them in turn; then the doctor visiting the lawyer, and on down through the classes until everyone had to have them.
The men agreed to meet in New York, where Musini would be attending the Fancy Food Show and Purkayastha visiting colleges.
