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He didn't have time, he said, to andar con maricadas — to mess around with fairy shit.
Basically you walk in and it's like a girl stuff explosion, pink, glitter, bright colors, big hair, designer scrunchies, giddy, freaky almost to the point of scary yet still totally positive girl power-y, and not like some fucking creepy arrested development four-year-old girl princess fairy shit.
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The Civic Center turned out to be the real party scene: groups of chicks in fluorescent fairy raver shit, old naked men doing the helicockter, and drag queens ad nauseam dancing to Top 40 hits blaring from an endless number of T-shirt and cell phone booths.
You would have hit one chord on your blood covered Les Paul and Sauron would have pissed himself and flooded his subterranean weapon forges with sissy piss, halting all operations and allowing Gandalf the freedom to just fly around on the back of a dragon, drinking Wizard Fresca and banging fairies and shit, instead of having to help Hobbits all day like a chump.
Then Chloe sent me a link to the Urban Dictionary definition of a shit fairy (a fairy who shits in your mouth after a night of boozing) and I was able to slightly pull myself together.
Then Chloe sent me a link to the Urban Dictionary definition of a shit fairy (a fairy who shits in your mouth after a night of boozing), and I was able to slightly pull myself together.
To be honest, before this blog post started, I wasn't aware of the shit fairy thing, so when I saw Chloe's outfit I was really, seriously horrified that this actually came out of someone's brain.
And, as usual, nature did not disappoint, serving us up a fairy covered in shit, quite a lot of semen, and something else I don't really understand, but that is by far the scariest costume I've seen so far this Halloween.
Unfortunately the bad fairy also made him a shit".
In the song you also say old fairy tales are "full of shit" – which ones are you talking about?
Erica has a tattoo of a fairy or some other hippie shit from her days backpacking around Europe (last year).
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