Calvin Harris told the world he'd given up on the Jack Daniel's (to be fair, he was downing two bottles a night and risking his life).
"Even taking into account the many financial pressures that they face, households seem exceptionally cautious," he told an audience in Minnesota, where the Twins are in last place, attendance at the state fair was way down and the state's best-known elected official is Michele Bachmann.
In 1855, however, Bartholomew Fair was closed down by the City authorities after degenerating into a magnet for debauchery and public disorder.
And to be fair, Worsley said, he was down to 9st 11lbs when he was 23.
Fair attendance on Friday and Saturday was down more than 11 percent compared with last year.
A Christmas Fair was held in Downing Street on the Friday before (5 December), which was attended by nearly 100 small businesses.
Despite the plan to build a permanent civic center, more than half the structures built for the fair were torn down more or less immediately after it ended.
It helps if you go right as the fair is closing down for the day, as this is generally when people are packing up and wanting to get rid of extra unsold product.
By 5PM, the aesthetics fair was beginning to melt down like its audience's faces.
Considering how ill they are, the dudes of the Queens hip-hop collective World's Fair are very down-to-Earth.
