Of course, the point which neither Barack Obama nor David Cameron will face is whether or not they prefer to admit a simple fact: bombing Isis in Syria helps Bashar al-Assad's regime to survive.
Fact: Bombs just happen to smell like Snausages.
In refuting what appeared to be cynical misdirection by a Russian diplomat, the coalition aimed attention to the areas it is in fact bombing, and where it now appears it may have killed a large number of civilians this week.
If possible, start sentences with, "As super-intelligent beings like myself know," or "Screw your stupidity; here's a fact-bomb for you".
The coconut-mousse bombe: Silly name aside, it is, in fact, the bomb -- a cloud-like concoction of coconut essence around a sphere of semi-sweet chocolate, plated atop wafer-thin pineapple slices, nuzzled against a grown up version of gulab jamun -- a doughnut-like pillow of a cake, sans the sweet sauce.
This week, Ellison carried a clock around Congress to show support for Ahmed Mohamed, a 14-year-old boy who was arrested at his school in Irving, Texas, over suspicions a homemade clock was in fact a bomb.
And Pakistanis lived daily with the fact of bomb blasts.
And then they would storm the cockpit, tell the pilot the Buddha was in fact a bomb, and demand to be flown to Calcutta.
Today, the Guardian ran a piece called "In defence of hipsters" and praised us for our "long and supportive relationship with London's grime scene", thus proving we are not "shallow dilettantes" but we are, in fact, "da bomb".
As Johnson spoke, viewers could envision a deluge of bombs avenging the two reported attacks, when in fact the bombs had yet to fall.
