"You know, fake tans, fake hair extensions, fake — everything.
After the hair extensions, fake nails and phony eyelashes are swept up, team M.V.P. (Mike, Vinny, Pauly) head to the beach to creep on some gals.
Caitlyn Jenner can choose to see womanhood as a bastion of emotional sensitivity with hair extensions, fake eyelashes, and slinky gowns.
Some dress like Netherlandish cyber goth podium dancers in an explosion of neon pink extensions, fake everything and exposed flesh, illuminating an otherwise sombre and boring all-in-black audience.
"I was probably responsible for creating that look," Ms. Beckham said, "the long hair extensions, the fake tan, lots of makeup".
An article on mtv.com, posted early on Friday afternoon, reluctantly delivered the bad news: "Even though the people polled by MTV News are fans, many of them expressed disappointment, calling the lip-synching too obvious, the hair extensions too fake, the energy level too low".
Or someone from creating a browser extension that fakes referrals from other publications.
No colored contacts, no extensions, no fake designer items.
Buy pink fake extensions for your hair!
Don't ever use heat on your extensions if there fake.
