But this autumn is peppered with particularly exciting page-to-stage transfers.
The egregious chairman of this year's judges, Michael Portillo, has said that every book on the Booker shortlist is "intensely readable" and has described them all as "exciting page-turners".
The Amnesty CILIP Honour for the Carnegie medal shortlist 2016 went to Robin Talley for Lies We Tell Ourselves, which the judges called "an exciting page-turner of a book, it vividly brings to life the human cost of prejudice and explores an historic battle for equal access to education".
Anyone interested in "reforming" public education would be well advised to read this exciting page-turner.
To be well-published you need only three original, exciting pages.
Exciting exciting exciting.
Vaizey added that the BFI would be a "single voice" for British film and described it as an exciting new page in the history of the industry in the UK.
This is the first book by Mr. Kunz, who has been out of the restaurant scene for three and a half years, and it's exciting to page through and imagine combinations like a gratin of sweet peas, tarragon and pistachios, or flank steak glazed with tamarind.
Well Nikkei just pulled out its Learn HTML 1.0 in 48 Hours book and is now preventing links to its articles and severely limiting right clicking on its exciting home page.
The show is tasteful and sometimes pleasing, but ultimately about as exciting as paging through a design magazine.
