Sentence examples similar to excepting if from inspiring English sources

EXCEPT if you are pregnant.

Except if it didn't.

Except if Elle Woods had a scalpel.

Except if you're Donald Trump.

"Except if you count barbecues".

Except if you live in the UK.

Except if you think he is Moses.

Except if the Olympics are on.

Except if the dealer was a bit sus.

No one else notices, except if you're in fashion.

Except if the non-season gets extended beyond all reason.