In the next few weeks, Trista the bachelorette will finally choose her man, Joe Millionaire will come clean, Demi Moore will play an ex-babysitter on "Will & Grace," and "Dateline NBC" will devote a full, solemn hour to the medical marvel that is Michael Jackson's face.
So is Mr. Chandler's hassle over his little daughter with a hefty, ex-WAC babysitter (Reta Shaw).Mr.Mr
More emails arrived from friends, my ex-husband, and my babysitter.
And please remember that spells intended to dominate, manipulate, or harm others (ex. sibling, parent, babysitter, or pet) do not work, and tend to have unfortunate repercussions.
Nor can you control your ex's selection of babysitters, children's clothing or how much TV time is allowed.
Or my ex-husband, my cousins, my neighbor, my babysitter, my accountant, my Rabbi, my boyfriend, and not even my Tupperware Lady.
My ex, my former in-laws, my husband, a babysitter, my son's buddy from school and I were lumped in a chat only to be sent some questionable photos of my son.
Useful because a) it's great b) has vaguely Big Ben-ish bells on it, but also because playing it marks the inexorable passing of time: watch ex-ravers of a certain age "have it large" before sheepishly heading home at 1am to relieve the babysitter.
A friend, confidant, babysitter.
