While it's easy enough to pass over some of Leavitt's minor slips (no one ever procured a "fellowship" at a provincial university), there are one or two real corkers: "Miss Haversham" for Dickens's Miss Havisham, for instance, and the schoolboy Hardy writing an essay about "Harold, son of Godwin, whose death in 1064 in the Battle of Hastings was portrayed in the Bayeux tapestries".
But many, many more of you haven't ever procured the sticky icky legally.
A San Antonio-based gay male escort categorically denied Monday that outgoing GOP Sen. Trent Lott had ever procured his services, putting to bed one of the more stunning rumors to emerge following Lott's announcement earlier in the day that he was leaving Congress.
Set up for idealistic young people by a then middle-aged Vienna artist, Otto Muhl, the commune swiftly degenerated into an out-of-control Muhl cult where the 600-strong community's pre-occupation was to procure ever younger girls for the ever older, fatter and more arrogant leader to sleep with.
This is how asking patients "Have you ever eaten locally procured dry cured meat" came about in the first place.
So just to get you in the mood of one of the greatest love stories ever, Moviefone has procured a clip that is sure to bring you back.
The company even procures criminals.
They are reacting against and circumventing current ways of procuring buildings whereby, marginalised by ever more elaborate structures of project managers and other consultants, architects become, as Maxwell puts it, "glorified draughtspeople".
These are assembling ever more creative packages, including, for instance, helping procuring countries to use contractors' offset obligations as collateral for loans, backed by the "performance bonds" that firms set aside to cover unfulfilled obligations.These middlemen are offsets' most vocal defenders.
For Aristotle, as Skinner would portray him, rocks are conscious beings having end states which they so delight in procuring that they accelerate themselves in exaltation as they grow ever closer to attaining them.
