You may think you know where this is going, and nothing would make me happier than to report that Jonah responds to this "Friday the 13th -style setup by dispatching his erstwhile tormenters, one by one, using the most gruesome cinematic means at his disposal.
In fact, this is the best piece of Defoe-related merriment since Jermain's erstwhile fiancee, one Charlotte Mears, was paid actual money by the actual Foreign Office to collaborate on travel advice.
Within moments he's got everyone high and hit on one of Sally's erstwhile tormentors.
Mick Jones contributes guitar on one track, while Paul Simonon – his erstwhile bandmate in the Clash, now a Gorillaz stalwart – chips in with bass on another.
Future 500, a San Francisco-based nonprofit that forges alliances between conservatives, progressives, corporations, and activists, is an informal clearinghouse that helps these erstwhile adversaries find one another, and meet on common ground.
The Giants and the Dallas Cowboys were engaged in an unsophisticated struggle on Sunday night, with the Cowboys defending certain rights of territory and erstwhile title through one half of play.
And yet, Hanley Grange's erstwhile landlord is one of the wealthiest, cleverest organisations in the world, the Wellcome Trust.
The high point came when his caddy and girlfriend, the erstwhile world number one tennis player Caroline Wozniacki, decided to take a shot herself.
Mr. Buckingham mentioned one erstwhile balance-sheet bargain, Aether Holdings, to illustrate just how fast a company can run through a big pile of cash.
During the recent June menswear shows, erstwhile member of One Direction Zayn Malik, whose hair has always been, as far as I'm concerned, forward thinking, appeared front row at both Valentino and Louis Vuitton sporting a brilliant blond buzz cut.
