This is like an episode of Made in Chelsea.
Maybe you missed it, the latest episode of "Make America Great Again" just the night before last.
Half of the third episode and the entire fourth episode of "Made in America" focus on the trial of Simpson, in 1995, for the murder of Brown and Goldman.
And yet in spite of these details the book reads less like a delightful portrait of high society at play, and more like an extended society column, lacking even the affectless intrigue of an episode of Made in Chelsea.
Also, if you tuned in to the recent episode of Made in Chelsea does Come Dine With Me, then you'll have seen Toff offering up a "student" menu that included caviar, lobster and champagne.
Without pain there can be no gain, and it's a world away from what my children regard as pain: they feel hard-done by if they have to miss an episode of Made in Chelsea.
The release also contains the music videos of "Me Against the Music" and "Toxic" with their respective episodes of Making the Video.
It also includes the music videos for "Me Against the Music" and "Toxic" and their respective episodes of Making the Video, as well as unreleased material, such as several new tracks.
Vice's Clive Martin wrote last year that it suggested "a time and place cobbled together from Qantas adverts, episodes of Made in Chelsea, Boden catalogues, TripAdvisor reviews [and] other people's gap-year photos".
Call me a boring old class war moo, but I've watched several episodes of Made In Chelsea and at no point has Fenella Flumpinton-Ding-Dong's mother pointed her towards prostitution, whinnying, "Go on darling, get your pants off, help us out".
