Which leads to the spectacle of four armoured players, each with an enormous weapon strapped to their back, sitting down together at a table and gobbling up a delicious feast cooked by a cat (don't ask).
More than one person is stuck shunting around a copulating couple in an enormous mussel strapped to their back.
More than one person is stuck shunting around a copulating couple in an enormous mussel strapped to a back.
I clung to a hope that the two enormous leather sash straps would drape in some lucky and supportive way.
Gary Glitter, a never-was as Paul Raven in 1960, belatedly found enormous fame by strapping on the Bacofoil corset and stepping into platform boots.
On their way to and from morning classes, the students looked like kids everywhere, with their hooded sweatshirts and book bags, but one young man hurried past with an enormous wire whisk strapped to his backpack.
I had seen a station wagon whiz by in the other direction, an enormous Christmas tree strapped to its top, then another similarly burdened, and another — dozens of trees lashed to dozens of cars.
When the yuppies snidely ask Clark where he's planning to put the enormous Christmas tree strapped to the top of the Griswold family station wagon, he cordially replies, "Bend over and I'll show you".
Then comes former Sugababe Mutya Buena, followed by an agonising sequence as Verne Troyer, Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies, uses a side entrance because he is too small to negotiate the steps, and is given by some surpassingly thoughtless house lackey an enormous suitcase with unshortened strap that he must then drag through the house.
As Asia's hospitals fill up with young women with bleached hair, deep tans, and enormous platform boots still strapped to their shattered ankles, anxious parents want to know more about this strange and dangerous footwear.
My first, the K2, may be a mere two metres, but with a pair of enormous, unwieldy 2.5-metre planks strapped to my feet, it's scary enough.
