We have some gorgeous new designs being cast which include inspiring quotes engraved to pieces that we've handmade using silver.
These people are vaping from heavy chrome and black machines with gorgeous industrial detailing, all intricately engraved, and they are generating Flying Scotsman levels of vapour.
Muriel Gray, chair of the board of governors (who has vowed that her first act will be to re-carve the naughty graffiti she engraved into the library woodwork as a student) has stated that the school of art "will die if it becomes a museum".
Mary Tudor might have said on her deathbed that Calais would be forever engraved upon her heart, but these days it's far more likely to be engraved on our shopping trolleys.
Nadir's spectacular fall embarrassed John Major's government after it emerged that a Conservative minister, Michael Mates, had given Nadir a watch engraved: "Don't let the buggers get you down".
He has blond hair, a rain-grey shirt and a medallion around his neck engraved with instructions for the cryonic preservation of his body in the event of his death.
When we won a trophy, it would be engraved with the names of all its previous holders.
An underwater search for his plane led to the recent discovery of part of the missing P-38 Lightning aircraft and recovered a silver identity bracelet engraved with the names Antoine and Consuelo.
Eddie Redmayne has got this one engraved already.
And for the better, bien sûr.So will May 2002 become similarly engraved in the collective consciousness, code for a time when the French, especially the young, "went down into the street" in their hundreds of thousands to turn back a tide of xenophobic fascism embodied by Jean-Marie Le Pen in his bid for the presidency?
"Remember", said President Jacques Chirac, as he unveiled a Shoah Memorial in Paris that features a wall engraved with 76,000 names of those sent to their deaths from France.
