For one thing, it's hard to believe that the Rube Goldberg financial engineering the statement proposes can really resolve the Greek crisis, let alone the wider European crisis.
"AppSpot is delivering exceptional eCPMs for us," said Willy Pell, Starmaker's director of engineering, in a statement.
The episode served as both a parody of genetic engineering and a statement against its potential evils.
The Baltimore Sun writer Tamara Ikenberg equated the episode as both a parody of genetic engineering and a statement against its potential evils, particularly through in its portrayal of the giant mutant Stan wreaking havoc on South Park.
INTERACTIVE: Discover songs of L.A. "We strongly support empowering young girls, breaking down gender stereotypes and igniting a passion for technology and engineering," read a statement attributed to surviving Beastie Boys Michael Mikee D Diamond and Adamm "Ad-Rock" Horovitz.
"This deal is good for AT&T and our shareholders," Bill Hogg, an AT&T senior vice president for network planning and engineering, said in a statement.
David Cox, Qantas's general manager of engineering, confirmed in a statement that the airline had begun the inspection program, saying it would be completed by Friday.
"We have no issue with this latest review and CASA says it has no evidence to suggest that safety standards at Qantas have fallen," David Cox, Qantas's general manager of engineering, said in a statement.
"Due to a computer error, an email was mistakenly sent out informing 370 applicants to courses in the School of Engineering that they had secured a place at the University — when in reality no decision had been taken on their applications," Richard Millar, dean of the faculty of computing and engineering, said in a statement.
"The most complete and most recent research shows that activity that draws drivers' eyes away from the road for an extended period while driving, such as text messaging, substantially increases the risk of accidents," Susan M. Cischke, Ford's group vice president for sustainability, environment and safety engineering, said in the statement.
