Clark has lamented that Kosovo became a forgotten war, that its ending occasioned no victory parades, no new rush of patriotism.
Why worry about centuries of religious conflict when you can bond over the slaughtering of woodland creatures for high-end, occasion-specific headwear?
In the end the occasion proved too big for Hull and the record crowd who turned up hoping to celebrate their promotion to Division Two must wait until the Tigers' next game at Yeovil or possibly even their last one of the season against Bristol Rovers.
Map out a rough timeline of how you will begin and end the occasion at which you are drinking.
"The peace of God," he ended each occasion of worship, and gave his blessing.
The exchanges blur with speed, a lunging, whirring dance often lasting no more than a split second, sometimes a more cautious, probing exchange, ending on occasion with both parties claiming victory.
That might be pushing it given that four teams have now won at Stamford Bridge but, for Bournemouth, it ended an occasion that potentially eclipsed the FA Cup win against Manchester United in 1984, or the win against Grimsby in 2009 that staved off the threat of relegation from the Football League.
Shojaei was on the receiving end on this occasion.
Yet Sri Lanka's leading Tamil party in the north of the country marked the anniversary of the war's end as an occasion for mourning.
He even had a debut goal from the substitute Loïc Rémy, to celebrate before the end as this occasion, initially so awkward, degenerated into a thrashing.
Quietly change the shoes unobserved toward the end of the occasion so that you can either dance, or go home in complete comfort.
