Badly edited, lazily scripted, embarrassing shit.
I didn't really find my own voice until I realized I'd been keeping a journal of embarrassing shit.
I most likely did some embarrassing shit with my arms.
It was real, honest even about the worst and most embarrassing shit.
But very few choose to go out in the way Patrice Evra has, with a wretched, embarrassing stint at shit-show club, taking property developer blood money from the Dildo Brothers and being roasted week-in, week-out by wingers young enough to be your biological children.
And I now believe, though no one's told me, that Sally had actually forced him to come: to make him suffer penance, to show him that abandonment had worked out well for her, to embarrass the shit out of him, to confuse him, to make him miss her miserably, make me seem his superior, plus darker reasons that I assume are involved in almost everything we do and that there's no use thinking about.
Thank you, CPAC, for destroying yourself so that you no longer have the power to embarrass the shit out of the rest of us.
Sure, she'd probably embarrass the shit out of you at your office Christmas party, going on for 45 minutes about dinosaurs, or period cups, or who knows what else, but she'd give you crazy sex-eyes from across the room while flitting around and make up for that, and any other grievance you may find to pin upon her.
Dave Smith, the former Olympic coach who trained the French star Pascal Lino at the end of his career, is forthright in his condemnation of the current TUE system, calling the controversy around Wiggins "an embarrassing shit-show for Sky".
I would have made him promise some other things, but the street washers were approaching with their blasting hoses and the cabdriver honked impatiently and I had to go and off I went, drunk and high on having bonded with one of the greatest writers of our embarrassing, shit-ass time.
The real virtue signallers are those who surrender to this embarrassing shit-show.
