The Washington State Department of Transportation has apparently had it up to here with dumbass thieves sneaking out onto one stretch of highway and stealing mile marker 69, CBS affiliate WIVB reports, so they've hatched a plan to put an end to it, once and for all by changing it to read "68.9".
Van, patience eroded, responds, "That's some dumbass shit, Earn," and walks out.
Just once he breaks his inter-song silence to say, "By the way, fuck rock'n'roll", a reference perhaps to Fall Out Boy's dumbass rockist ramblings on the same stage earlier, or a falling-out, we later learn, with festival organisers.
That said, I'm sure people will figure out how to game this to be dumbasses anonymously.
In Macon, Georgia, on Monday, according to the Times, a man shouted out that President Obama was a "dumbass".
"You want to … deal out death when called upon?" Swearengen asks dumbass sidekick Johnny.
Could be a good one for trans guys (as in "female-to-male", dumbass) one day, as the surgery to create a penis out of a vagina isn't as simple as the other way round.
Nightclubs are terrible places to hang out if you're a human, let alone a confused animal, so the dumbass plan appears to have gone about as poorly as you'd expect.
I pointed out that there is a fine line between making a point and looking like a dumbass, and asked in my headline, "Does the First Amendment Protect the Right to be a Dumbass?" While pondering the constitutional rights surrounding a dumbass, Ziegler apparently found that the term applied to him.
However, the stand-out moment from the experiment was when Paul complained about having to participate in the "dumbass live streaming".
